**Bix** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 13:28

**Bix** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 13:28

Bix @[email protected]

New York Times

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 15:28

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 15:28

Trey, Unfunky in 5/4 @[email protected]

(raises hand, wipes chin, giggles)

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 17:09

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 17:09

Trey, Unfunky in 5/4 @[email protected]

Dearest Bixologist —

I’m mad at the NYT cuz they won’t stop showing me ads for this latest Kate Wnslet dystopia/parody shit.

**Bix** @[email protected] · 2024-03-03T17:17:34Z

Bix @[email protected]

@InUnfunky set your DVR.

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 17:41

**Trey, Unfunky in 5/4** @[email protected] · Mar 03, 2024, 17:41

Trey, Unfunky in 5/4 @[email protected]

Silly Bixie!

I don't have a DVR, geez.

And they're obsolete, according to my very basic Google search.

And due to you saying this, and my aforementioned investigation, Kid 2 just mocked me as "sounding like an 85yo man."

How could you, Bixie?

Now, if you'll pardon me...I must hate mail the NYT to stop showing me Kate Winslet ads.