Dearest Bixologist —
I’m mad at the NYT cuz they won’t stop showing me ads for this latest Kate Wnslet dystopia/parody shit.
@InUnfunky set your DVR.
Silly Bixie!
I don't have a DVR, geez.
And they're obsolete, according to my very basic Google search.
And due to you saying this, and my aforementioned investigation, Kid 2 just mocked me as "sounding like an 85yo man."
How could you, Bixie?
Now, if you'll pardon me...I must hate mail the NYT to stop showing me Kate Winslet ads.
@Bix
(raises hand, wipes chin, giggles)