I may start over eating beans…
I’m not saying that I ever *have farted, but if I ever was *going to, it would definitely be stored up just in case I ever had a run-in with a “your body my choice” T-shirt wearer.
@Armchaircouch Fart for feminism! 💪 💨
:)
i’ll start practicing @Rocker
@Armchaircouch I’ve thought about telling my daughter SOP#3 @jaunty to carry her ice axe (she climbs)with her, wherever she goes.
that might be smart, I pray she never actually has to use that for self-defense, but if she does, may she strike quickly and effectively @TetsuKaba @jaunty
@Armchaircouch Don't forget to include boiled eggs and overcooked cabbage or sprouts in this defense mechanism.
Just wait till it takes effect...
@Armchaircouch Chemical warfare.
Crazy times crazy measures @poemblaze
@Armchaircouch That changes if you sit on someone’s lap to do it…
and additionally, if they pay you to do it, but I guess we’re getting off topic, @NotoriousEPS
@Armchaircouch
Just use the trusty old colon blow defense:
"But your honor, my colon was about to blow!"
yes! well and clearly the upsetting nature of the T-shirt, added to the pain and making it unbearable. Therefore it was no longer able to be held in. @jdtasker
careful y’all
fart wisely