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“I’m Batman because of my work.”
I’m unemployed so… I’ll have to think that over… 😳
@hootenanny 🤔😳 Savage, bro
@philipcardella makes sense!
@Apocryphiliac I'm Batman because I have a brilliant cousin who has an obsessive need for a new place to live
@Jezibaba 🤣🤣🤣 Okay….
@Apocryphiliac that worked out better than I anticipated.
I'm Batman because I have a lot of em to do with my life and I don't know what to do with it
(had ta keep hittin words to make a semi complete thought...cuz my suggestions are all nonsense...just like my actual statements)
@opie Fuck. That’s giving me all sorts of existential angst.
@opie At least it was interesting. 😅
@Apocryphiliac I’m Batman because of my new tires. Lol
I did get tires for my car a few weeks ago….
@kmwarfield those must be some expensive tires!
@Apocryphiliac For me? Yeah. Over $500 with tax, etc. For Batman? That’s half of 1 tire. Lol
@Apocryphiliac I'm Batman because I don't know what to do with the kids.
Sounds legit.
@haggardmom75 The kids *aren’t* alright!
@Apocryphiliac "I'm Batman because I'm going on the road now and I don't think we can do it again tomorrow."
@scottlink that sounds like something Batman would say. 🤔
@Apocryphiliac I'm batman because of my family
@Samgeimer Is *your* mom named Martha, too? 😉
@Apocryphiliac
I'm batman because of general impression that you toted me.
(WTF?)
@FernLovebond I think you broke the Batman meme-machine 😂
@Apocryphiliac
is not me, is my robot! 🤖📱
@Apocryphiliac I’m Batman because my parents aren’t sleeping