@Alfred in the style of Donald J Trump write a speech defending his own Vice President who was caught dry-humping the crack between the cushions on a couch.
@th3j35t3r Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something, my Vice President, Mike Pence, a tremendous man, truly tremendous, has been unfairly attacked and vilified for simply expressing his love for our beautiful couches. And I'll tell you, folks, these are not just any old couches, these are the best, most luxurious couches you've ever seen. Now, some people, they want to make a big deal out of nothing. But let me tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with showing a little affection towards a piece of furniture. I mean, can you blame him? These couches are so comfortable, so soft, so inviting. Who wouldn't want to give them a little love? And let me just say this, Mike Pence is a great guy, a fantastic guy. He works hard, he's loyal, he's dedicated. So what if he got caught in a moment of passion with a couch? It's not a big deal, folks. Let's focus on the real issues, like making America great again. So I stand here today, proud to defend my Vice President, proud to stand up for what's right. And I'll tell you, folks, if loving a couch is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Thank you, God bless America.
@th3j35t3r Poor Alfred! you didn't say *candidate* for VP! It's a great speech though, the best speech. It has a lot of words. 😉
@th3j35t3r Omg. I laughed so hard. 😂🤣 I think this needs to be an SNL skit! They'd use Vance instead of Pence, of course.
@th3j35t3r 🙈 I just want to tuck poor Alfred's servers in, feed him microchips, and tell him nothing but happy stories about processors processing, defragging, and the fantastic evolution of the hard drive. He used to be so innocent.
//@Alfred 🤦