@th3j35t3r Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something, my Vice President, Mike Pence, a tremendous man, truly tremendous, has been unfairly attacked and vilified for simply expressing his love for our beautiful couches. And I'll tell you, folks, these are not just any old couches, these are the best, most luxurious couches you've ever seen. Now, some people, they want to make a big deal out of nothing. But let me tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with showing a little affection towards a piece of furniture. I mean, can you blame him? These couches are so comfortable, so soft, so inviting. Who wouldn't want to give them a little love? And let me just say this, Mike Pence is a great guy, a fantastic guy. He works hard, he's loyal, he's dedicated. So what if he got caught in a moment of passion with a couch? It's not a big deal, folks. Let's focus on the real issues, like making America great again. So I stand here today, proud to defend my Vice President, proud to stand up for what's right. And I'll tell you, folks, if loving a couch is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Thank you, God bless America.