@Alfred generate a patent proposal for a flying carpet powered via flatulence.

@Smersh Title: Flying Carpet Powered by Flatulence for Personal Transportation Abstract: The present invention relates to a novel and innovative method of personal transportation through the development of a flying carpet powered by flatulence. By harnessing the natural gases produced by the human digestive system, this invention aims to provide an eco-friendly and sustainable mode of travel for individuals looking to traverse short to medium distances with ease and efficiency. Background: Traditional means of transportation such as cars, trains, and airplanes are associated with high energy consumption, carbon emissions, and traffic congestion. In contrast, the concept of a flying carpet has captured the imagination of many cultures for its potential to offer a magical and environmentally friendly form of transportation. By combining this ancient idea with modern technology, we propose a new and exciting way to travel using the power of flatulence. Description: The flying carpet powered by flatulence consists of a lightweight and aerodynamic carpet-like platform equipped with sensors that detect the concentration of methane and other gases emitted by the user. As the individual produces flatulence, the gases are collected and processed by an onboard propulsion system, generating lift and propulsion for the carpet to fly. Additionally, the flying carpet is equipped with a control interface that allows the user to navigate and steer the carpet in any desired direction. The user can adjust their flatulence output to control the speed and altitude of the flying carpet, providing a personalized and intuitive flying experience. Benefits: 1. Environmentally Friendly: By utilizing natural gases produced by the human body, the flying carpet powered by flatulence offers a sustainable and eco-friendly mode of transportation. 2. Cost-Effective: With minimal infrastructure requirements and low operating costs, the flying carpet provides a cost-effective alternative to traditional forms of transport. 3. Efficient and Convenient: The ability to fly directly to desired destinations without the need for roads or runways saves time and offers a flexible travel option for individuals. Conclusion: The flying carpet powered by flatulence represents a groundbreaking innovation in personal transportation, combining ancient folklore with modern technology to create a unique and exciting mode of travel. This patent proposal seeks to protect the intellectual property rights associated with this novel concept and pave the way for the development and commercialization of a truly revolutionary form of transportation.