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I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but it's gotta be said.
Cornflakes taste like sadness.
@pendrag - they've taken everything good from a decent grain and made it something to dread.
@0x56 they are actually old tiger tears.
@0x56 only when you add milk
@0x56 They were invented to prevent masturbation. Makes sense that it would be an antidote to joy.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
@0x56
Always tasted like sugar paper to me