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@matuzalem i think god can exist. a creator who doesn't care about what they've created. just set things in motion & let 'er rip. in this case...trump could exist in that kind of world, no?

@p3R1n01D
Repeat after me, as quickly as you can:

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Til the pheasant plucker comes.

@BillyBones

In light of yesterday's fun, a follow-up joke...

What do you call fake potatoes?

...Imitaters.

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Here's a little cup I got
You might want to drink it while it's hot
Don't worry
Drink coffee
Every morning we have some trouble
But without caffeine you make it double
Don't worry
Drink coffee, don't worry, drink coffee now

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, drink coffee
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, drink coffee

@LnzyHou It is a tragedy what happened to Asheville, and I am glad you were not there when it happened!

Honestly I don't even know what day it is, BUT good morning everyone! Now go take on the day. โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ…โ˜•๐Ÿซถ

We all take risks choosing the places where we live.

Those risks are taken by individuals and often by towns and cities.

Given we aren't doing JACK SHIT on any effective climate change action, how much collective risk does a country take?

It was a Randy Orton of Andre the giant nutsacks.
Wayne-
IYKYK

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