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BRITS IN WW2: We love the Sherman but we don't like that airplane engine you saddled it with.

CHRYSLER: Now... hear me out. We take five car engines and weld them to a common crankshaft.

BRITS: You do WHAT?

CHRYSLER: We call it the multibank.

BRITS: Ok, do it.

:Asshat: at a rally in Michigan pointed out people leaving and explained that he was late because there was "a little hurricane in Florida."

There are people who have died from that "little hurricane" in at least two states.

Future Commander In Chief, ladies and gentlemen. πŸ’€

Hallelujah!! Gusset decreases are done! Now I just need to make it long enough to fit my middle son’s size 10 feet. Then do it all over again… 🧢

β€œwomen like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools.

you must make sure they think of you as a dragon”

rip Maggie SmithπŸ’” (1934-2024)

If Dickless can peddle watches for a hundred grand, maybe Elmo should rebrand the Cybertruck as the "MegaMojoMAGAMobile".

Imagine that in the driveway of your Mojo Dojo Casa House!

So, today's been a weird, shitty day. Weirdness at work, storms, floods, leaks, family crisis, big-siren tornado warnings and Maggie Smith died. But I was resetting my favorite channels on my new cable box, when I discovered that VH1 is airing I Love New York, featuring my favorite reality TV character of all time. I will be up very late, but the day is partially redeemed.

ACK. There's a tour group at the community observatory. Going to have to wait until that's done.

Soooooooooooooooooooo many kids.

Peaceful rest beautiful niece πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ˜’ My much loved friends have done so much for so many over the years and are always willing to show up and help, it's time that they get some love and assistance in return! πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ˜’ gofund.me/3be5d3a6

So I lost my sense of smell this go around with covid again. Granted the symptoms are A LOT milder than the last time but we we stop messing with my senses? It took me 4 months the last time I got it to get it back πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

I've spent 20 years in a relationship learning to let go of the idea that I am disgusting so fuck anyone who tries to make me feel that way again.

Oh yeah! I have feelings too.

Two days ago I was sharing about feeling suicidal but yeah it's all about you isn't it?

Piss off.

God's always looking for more soles.

Our Father, who art in hush puppies, hallowed be thy heel.

@zoidette
The whole soundtrack is just banger across the board, and with so many styles of music. But a few of the tracks just flat out are brilliant beyond compare.

Just remember the rethuglicans want to get rid of the National Weather Service.

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