So, today's been a weird, shitty day. Weirdness at work, storms, floods, leaks, family crisis, big-siren tornado warnings and Maggie Smith died. But I was resetting my favorite channels on my new cable box, when I discovered that VH1 is airing I Love New York, featuring my favorite reality TV character of all time. I will be up very late, but the day is partially redeemed.