Elon Musk selling his $44bn website right now would be remarkably similar to Monty Python's parrot sketch.
"I'd like to complain about this bird you sold me."
"Oh? What's wrong with it?"
"It's dead."
"It's not dead. It's resting. A remarkable bird. Lovely plumage!"
"It's not resting. It's passed on. This is an X-Twitter."
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@sumpnlikefaith No, no... it's just stunned! Norwegian blues stun easily!
@weirdfizz "You stunned it just as it was waking up!"