@ruffboi Over the years, I have become convinced that the heart blessing varies slightly state-by-state. And I think North Texas had it's own version that was different from where I'm from.
Someone should write a book on this. Why do I suspect that's going to be me someday?
@weirdfizz oh yeah I learned "bless your heart" rules in appalachian georgia, so that's a totally different barometer XD.
...but also you would write a great book about that.
@ruffboi I can just see it... "'Bless Your Heart!': Hexing in US Southern States". And then nobody knows which section of the bookstore to look for it in.
@weirdfizz Is it New Age? Is it Religion? Is it History? is It Psychology? WHO KNOWS!
@weirdfizz lmao i mean maybe. I've heard some VERY determined "there is no hope for him he can burn in fucking hell" variants of "bless your heart" tho so that's essentially what I run with as "what gets a 'bless your heart'" meter.