https://wapo.st/3V4VmlL Inside the jury deliberations (satire) - a hung jury?
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Juror 10: What trial do you think this is?
Juror 8: That’s the stakes here, and you all know it! A boy pulls a switchblade —
Juror 9: This is Donald Trump’s hush money trial.
Juror 8: Donald Trump? [He looks at his instruction card.] Oh, no, I am in the wrong deliberation room.