Scotty is AWOL.....again, when the country is in crisis.

And to appreciate the reply to the Leader of the Oppositions tweet, you have to know that that slogan was created while Scotty was head of Tourism Australia (which he was fired from for reasons unknown, probably incompetence)

Tonight more than half of the country's population is entering lockdown.

This 1962 Italian magazine is on the verge of being right.

A member of the public absolutely dobbed in the Deputy PM.

NSW vs Victoria

How it's going in NSW 🇦🇺

https://twitter.com/vozoto/status/720061337523466240

At 6.01pm it's a free for all.

Haha holy shit.

I got your positive sausage signal right here. 😏

Population of Victoria

First dose: 33.3% 💉
Second dose: 5% 💉💉

Oh Christ it gets more absurd.

So this guy, who looks like he's sizing up this alpaca for the BBQ, is now Deputy PM.

Well done to Bunnings on their 404 page.

Just ordered some power tools and I'm like

Bloody hell, between the PM being a Q, and DC not letting Batman go down on Catwoman it's been quite a day.

If the kids are never getting up, and they have pancakes scheduled for 9am, they really could just delete that insanely restrictive wine hour, and drink til 2am at least.

Morning ☕

Today's coffee

Never seen this many warnings.

Evening 🍺