tyote
I'm Tyler, from Tennessee. 30y/o.
Joined Dec 2022
If I ever start fawning over anyone whose job is to dress classy and read from a teleprompter, please slap me.
Took the political compass quiz @Nimthiriel linked to.
70 good questions. Apparently I'm a Democratic Socialist.
If only everyone would just grow and process a field of cotton or sheep's wool, then meticulously weave every article of clothing...
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@LAHolloway I get it. What else are you supposed to do, wear rags? (That were also probably sourced from sweatshops?)
@LAHolloway That's why I thrift 95% of my clothes. Gotta do what you gotta do.
@BlueStateBabe Seems fishy at best. Close the tab and see if the messages keep happening.
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Mornin'. Haven't decided if it's good yet...
Alright, good people, last one for the night. One of my favorite (if not the favorite) Johnny Cash songs.
"the man who couldn't cry" ─ johnny cash
Something edgier for the late night crowd.
Dead Kennedys were invited to play a festival attended by industry bigwigs, in an effort to add "new wave credibility."
They were asked to play "California Über Alles", showed up in shirts with a big "S" on them, put on ties to form a "$", and faked the crowd out a few moments in.
"Hold it! We gotta prove we're adults now! We're not a punk rock band, we're a new wave band..."
"pull my strings" ─ dead kennedys
The hand speaks.
"born under punches (the heat goes on)" ─ talking heads
"Who'll tend the trees, and what's in between?"
"evil love" ─ meat puppets
Been rubbin' a bad charm with holy fingers.
"gouge away" ─ pixies
@Aicila Especially when they charge the same amount for it. 😉
@VenomousHeroine You mean you don't like vegetable oil and corn syrup? 😝
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Gotta read the fine print on your ice cream carton, or you might end up with "frozen dairy dessert".
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@whitness That pot has turned into his laying spot when we're outside, for some reason...