Every time I go camping and make a fire without a lighter or matches.

As much as I don't like the leader of the Philippines, he had the right idea about dragging the drug pushers and drug lords out into the street and shooting them.

Russian propaganda spokeswoman, "um....Yea, I got nothing."

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Ummmm. Say again? You're coming in broken and stupid.

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What a fuckwad!

My kid comes up with better lies. Lmao!!

She told the investigators that she had been “desensitized to racially offensive language by music and hearing people talk on the street, and frequent exposure allowed the slur to slip into her vernacular,” according to the memo.

Does Earth science have your attention now?!

Just say'in......

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Garrett Ziegler everybody. All he's missing is a swastika. And a dick.

Mining in the epicenter of global warming to solve global warming is like thinking you will be even safer if you wrap the seatbelt around your neck while driving.

I love how Mozilla's Firefox says they have app tracking protection but you have to drop your current VPN service and go with there's. Um..

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A very wise move by the DOD. Receive them with open arms, education, and the ability to be recognized as human beings instead of scaring them with soldiers with guns.

TLDR: "The pigs were dead for an hour, and the researchers cooled their bodies and used neural inhibitors to ensure the animals did not regain consciousness during subsequent experiments. The pigs treated with OrganEx startled researchers. During experimentation, the dead pigs’ heads and necks moved under their own power. The animals remained under heavy anesthesia."

I love it!!

Meanwhile back at the Republican headquarters.

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