https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/11/28/the-return-of-the-wild-turkey 😂

\\ And no reader of the annals of early New England has ever forgotten Bradford’s recounting of the public execution, in 1642, of a boy, aged sixteen or seventeen, hanged to death for having had sex with “a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves, and a turkey.” (A turkey?) //