Rizzle me THIS, Gyatman....

Let's just preemptively assume the Supreme Court will nullify its own existence by declarifying absolute presidential immunity....... Can we all just admit what I've been saying for years, that the United States of America is essentially null and void. It no longer exists. It's running on fumes at this point.... A failed experiment.

Last Friday, I resumed work on my second book (of a planned trilogy) and began my "chapter a week" goal: how I was able to compete the first book. It felt good to write again, and tomorrow, I hope to continue that vibe.

Also, for any fans of Douglas Adams, John Swartzwelder, Futurama, or Police Squad, here's book 1: (it's cheap, cuz I wrote it for me)
https://a.co/d/4FiIyjD

People who die on the hill of "Ten, Vs, and Vitalogy were Pearl Jam's only good albums" confuse me. I can only imagine these are the middle aged men who still try to look and dress the way they did in 94 and hit on teenagers.

I think the biggest flaw in the movie Jason Bourne is using a laptop connected to the internet to look at a secret stolen flash drive of classified documents... Anyone with a brain would know to use a clean, disconnected Linux system with networking built out for that. Bourne of all people would know better.

I intend to write a movie called "The Nightmare Before Elm Street" ... It's going to be a Valentine's Day movie. Full rom com.

The butcher, baker and the candlestick maker had a wife a couldn't keep her. Stuck his thumb into a pie & the dish ran away with the spoon.

I saw someone refer to X as "Ten" and I think everyone should start doing that, simply to undercut Mask's obsession with the letter X.

"The judge told me I couldn't talk about the evidence in the documents case... But they never told me I could... SING... about it." [Donald pulls out a ukulele]

I think we can all admit though... That Toxic Gossip Train song is a banger!

Currently (and unwillingly) listening to Fall Out Boy perform a cover of Crazy Train that has suddenly halted to a stop after the first chorus?? What a weird concert...

Being at the exact cross-section of Boystown and Wrigleyville, I just watched a group of gay men carrying a pride flag push through a bunch of lumpy people in tie dye.

Watching all the Dead heads trying to find their way out of the concert at Wrigley (a block away from me).... This is potentially the last of the yearly weekend where vans of unshowered burnouts with a dog camp out in their vans at the Circle K.

My celebratory drink tonight is a Basil Hayden dark rye...

That awkward moment when Facebook recommends the cousin of your old fwb from over a decade ago...

Every day, I ask myself "What would Mike Love do?" and then I sue a cousin.

Episode 3 of Andor is kind of one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Lots of strategy while being very simple and logical... A lot of good comeuppance for the Empire in the Star Wars universe.