@Oh_Katy It doesn't exist until you see it. Schrödinger's spaghetti sauce splatter. Or SSSS as it's called in some parts of the country.

@KodoAndSangha Yeah, I listened to a bit, and there was talk of domestic disturbance, etc... I feel confident to go for a walk in the middle of the night. Nothing is on fire, afaik..... the only things I really see are old videos from a few years ago, or videos of people milling about calmly.

@Halcyon I could sleep through a fire once I'm asleep... but falling asleep is a chore.

@KodoAndSangha Yeah, a teen was shot near there this afternoon, and they took 2 people into custody. Also, any time more than 20 people of color are gathered, the CPD will classify it as a "riot" ... There could be a candlelight vigil and it will be called in as a riot.
This is the same CPD that, themselves, rioted, as well as hit John Cusack (the actor) with a bike, back in 2020.
Don't believe the MAGA... until any local news says there's a riot, take it with a grain of salt.

@Halcyon I once took so much melatonin that I was worried I could overdose... still did nothing.
And sleeping pills only help me STAY asleep, which isn't my problem.
Sorry to hear you suffer too.

@Halcyon "Have you tried melatonin?" Yes... I've tried literally everything.

@etakeh Seriously... everyone I saw posting about "Chicago riots" on the bird site also referred to it as Chi-raq and blamed the MSM for not covering it.

Things I've seen tonight as someone living in the midst of Chicago:
- right wing trolls spreading shit about a riot.

Things I've not seen tonight as someone living in the midst of Chicago:
- a riot.

@Oh_Katy Sounds like I missed quite an event, as well as DMs... This is what I get for ignoring social media for an evening!

@anatman omg... I would lose my mind.

FUN FACT: Paul McCartney was in another band before Wings.

I was today years old when I found out that Leo Tolstoy wrote Anna Kendrick.

Julienne Fries sounds like the name of a 70's folk singer.

@Oh_Katy Party tricks! You should be proud of that... Also, people love gross feet, or something.

Or just wear those sandles with the closed toes. Slippers, I believe they're called.

@Oh_Katy Sandles.

@Oh_Katy Deal.

Sorry to everyone else who wanted to be my best friend... I keep your resumes on file.

I want to write a book based on the movie Adaptation, but I'm not sure how to go about it.

@_Hunter @Oh_Katy I won't be offended at an unfollow, but I might publicly pretend to be.

I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs and cook and clean and like long walks on the beach and rub-on sentences as well as run-on sentences but not auto-correct.

So, they kill a journalist and then attack her funeral? Great job.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ApartheidIsrael/comments/uorw6q/israeli_police_attacking_pallbearers_for_the/

@BenA This has always been my favorite music video! And not just because there's more Kylie than normal... It's brilliantly made. All the better is that it's directed by Michel Gondry!