OFFICER: Can you describe your attacker?
JRR TOLKIEN: Yes, but it'll take a while.
@FrankCannon @thedisasterautist @awnaves @JolieSaboteuse
It all started when...
@Museek 5 days later we'll get the actual statement. @thedisasterautist @awnaves @JolieSaboteuse
@thedisasterautist You'd be getting the back story of at least 11 generations. @awnaves @JolieSaboteuse @Museek