Me: Bad storms. 🌩️ Tornado activity. 🌪️
My daughter in NH: 40 inches of snow overnight, No power for 30 hours.❄️ ⛄
Trees and flowers near me: Welcome to allergy season! We survived the storms and we're out to get'cha. 🌺
Weather gods rubbing hands together: Going to freeze those buds out in two days. 😈
Sister: I bought a composter. 😇
Me: We don't have a garden. Our lawn has been dug up and turned into rocks. Where does the compost go? 🤷 😕
