@th3j35t3r too bad there aren't any spines strong enough to do the things outlined in this thread.

@Alfred who is on the current house ethics committee

WTF is going on

@WarrantCanary status

@th3j35t3r Congrats on 7 smooth years. Cheers

I would sacrifice 15 min. off the end of my life if I could teleport this Mike Tyson into the ring with the fuck twit from my home town who is fighting him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O47EW2WWe28

@Alfred if the federal government fired half its employees what would be the unemployment cost for the first four months and who would pay for it.

May the odds be ever in your favor. This is going to be great. I wonder if Vegas or DraftKings will take bets on the death and mayhem they cause.

With everything there is always something good and bad. The bad is yet to come but hiring the equivalent to the Frisbee the Dog show creator may reveal how irrelevant the positions have become. He will be a rubber stamp to those above him who have no clue, and the fool the real operators at the DOD will hand hold through the work from 10,000 feet above.

@Alfred is karma good or bad?

Karma is real. I have had it delivered and been lucky enough to deliver it. It always knows where you are.

Spent sometime on a video call with the 8 remaining members of the first squad I was in today. We spoke of things only we know. There were laughs and sadness, stories only we know, seen through the eyes of boys that had no idea how it would effect them forever. I was 17 but seemed much older. I thanked every single one of them for saving my life, and laughed when 1 said I was too pretty to die.

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Some woman from my companies marketing department asked for the photo of me I would like to use for Veterans Day on the companies Social Media. She didn't like the two I told her she could choose from.

@Alfred can you explain a stock short?

Micro peen sees 50 people lined up at Taco bell sized voting location and thinks its 12". Sorry Charlie.

You know what to do

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@th3j35t3r From one old vet to another can we please get this man some help.