theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020
I would like to give thanks to the man who called us here today. He's a force for good, a shield against evil, a straight-up American hero who has stuck his thumb in the Kremlin's eye, and just a good fucking dude. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Jester.
#498
KICKED IN THE GIBLETS
~ a limerick ~
#497
THE DANCE BAND OF THE PANDEMIC
~ a limerick ~
Incorrect use of major domo. But you get the idea.
Our major domo already graciously posted this for me, but just for my own records, here's my commentary on the Parler mess...
#496
ONCE BITTEN
~ a fable ~
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Trump retweeting Randy Quaid...
https://tinyurl.com/yymyp5ke
#495
FEELING RANDY
~ a limerick ~
About that $800 bottle of Dom...
#494
BUBBLICIOUS ~ a limerick ~
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~
how heavy are your footsteps
as you walk through someone's life?
do you walk with angry tread,
leaving marks of pain and strife?
or do you walk with grace,
showing gentleness and care,
leaving not a trace
such that none know you were there?
these are things I wonder
as people come and go,
what's the nature of my trail
when it ends, what will it show?
💙
theLimerickMan
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Oh Canada, please confirm.
https://twitter.com/lloydlegalist/status/1330696496312881153
To reflect the dark, crazy shit Rudy and Trump's other lawyers have been throwing down, I borrowed the format of The Raven from Mr. Poe...
#493
THE RAVING ~ a Poe-m ~
#493
THE RAVING ~ a Poe-m ~
#492
CASES DISMISSED
~ a limerick ~
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To Read:
The Moral Calculus of COVID-19.
"We have no money; we have no help; we are left on our own, adrift in deep space, scribbling maps and adding sums on the back of a napkin. We are all in this together, yet we are completely alone."
By Tim Carmody
My Pillow guy Mike Lindell helped spring murderer Kyle Rittenhouse on bail...
#491
UNMUZZLED ~ a limerick ~
Remember when Trump thought Wisconsin was a border state? Forgetting that Michigan is in between? You could get lost if you're looking for the exit. From April, 2017, here's
BORDER STATE
~ a limerick poem ~
*click* to expand
#490
MUSIC HATH CHARMS
~ a limerick ~
#489
McCONNELL'S GRANDDAUGHTER'S ART CLASS ~ a limerick ~
#488
PEN PALS ~ a limerick ~
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Oswald Copperpot and the Curious Case of the Black Flop Sweat? Perchance?
theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020