@th3j35t3r Business Insider is supposed to be a tough nut, but this worked.

https://counter.social/paywallproxy/bypass.php?https://www.businessinsider.com/former-fdic-head-sheila-bair-worried-about-another-financial-crisis-2020-7

#paywallbypass

@th3j35t3r Milwaukee Journal Sentinel put a new, tougher paywall in place recently. Didn't crack it.

#paywallbypass

https://counter.social/paywallproxy/bypass.php?https://www.jsonline.com/restricted/?return=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jsonline.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2Felections%2F2020%2F07%2F31%2Fdnc-2020-convention-tale-dashed-dreams-milwaukee-businesses%2F5504815002%2F

@th3j35t3r Tried Handelsblatt, which is said to be the toughest paywall on the net. Got the attached notice. Also got a "too many redirects" notice when I tried Chrome.

https://counter.social/paywallproxy/bypass.php?https://www.handelsblatt.com/technik/gadgets/massagepistolen-fuer-nacken-schulter-ruecken-was-die-neuen-waffen-gegen-verspannungen-taugen/25484830.html?ticket=ST-13913839-GwipWoqZpqE9gre1UHfO-ap3

#paywallbypass

@th3j35t3r No go on Financial Times. Tried three different stories.

Sorry, forgot this last time:
#paywallbypass

@th3j35t3r WAPO worked, too.

https://counter.social/paywallproxy/bypass.php?https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/coronavirus-threat-rises-across-us-we-just-have-to-assume-the-monster-is-everywhere/2020/08/01/cdb505e0-d1d8-11ea-8c55-61e7fa5e82ab_story.html

@th3j35t3r Wall Street Journal. I tried them because every WSJ link I ever click is paywalled. It worked. Very cool.

https://counter.social/paywallproxy/bypass.php?https://www.wsj.com/articles/microsoft-and-bytedance-put-tiktok-talks-on-hold-after-trump-signals-opposition-11596312611?mod=hp_lead_pos1

#85 August, 2017
AIN'T NO GAME ~ a limerick ~

No need for a news headline to explain what this is about...

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#4 February, 2017
RIGHT IN DER FUEHRER'S FACE
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Limerick origin: President Trump’s ‘America First’ slogan was popularized by Nazi sympathizershttps://tinyurl.com/y8rx6vzd

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#376
NO ROCKHEAD ON RUSHMORE
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#379
POT LUCK ~ a limerick ~

Limbaugh: "Americans should adapt to coronavirus like Donner Party members took to cannibalism"

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jul/15/rush-limbaugh-americans-should-adapt-to-coronaviru/

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@WeThePeople "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Magic Air..."

#381 July 23, 2020

HEBEEJEEBEES ~ a limerick ~

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@ceb Cool. Thanks!

To Chad Wolf, DHS honcho, and his ever-present three day beard...

SHAVE, DUMBASS
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From February, 2017, a Sean Spicer flashback to his habits of lying and swallowing gum:

#3
HE'S FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
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@mrbunnylamakins Have to ask you for a definition of Starving Cabinet. I think I want one.

@voltronic Thanks for the rec. Just ordered some from Drizly.

@Periwinkle And then George W came along and it became the nucular family