I told my wife no fast food in the new truck, even when the grandson visits. "I will not have the new car smell replaced by the new fries smell," I warned.
"That's fine. But you will have to live with the consequences."
"What consequences?"
"Under your plan the new car smell will be replaced by farts. You can't ban those."
She's not wrong, and this is why I'm still in love with my wife after 40 years - she's consistently smart, funny, and sexy all at the same time.
@tdotrob 😂😂 the new fart smell.