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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Scientist: Unless it is in hard vacuum, the glass is always completely full.
@tdotrob Pacifist. Why are we fighting about a glass?
@tdotrob Anarchist: <smashes glass> Water wants to be free!
@tdotrob Hedonist: It would be a lot better if it was whisky instead of water.
@sfleetucker @tdotrob
The glass is half full. And half empty.
@VenomousHeroine @sfleetucker Pragmatist.
@tdotrob 😎 🍸 Especially a Martini😍