I mean, you know, if I am going to literally risk my life to enter another country, I damn sure ain't gonna crime my ass off when I finally get there just so I can be sent all the way back to where I begun from.
It's a fact that 97.3% of all crime is in fact carried out by US citizens.
Except it's not because I made that up.
I literally pulled that number out of my ass and you momentarily believed it, and that just shows to go ya how simple it is.
Like, you know, more lions are kiled every year by elephants than by any other cause.
That could actually be true and it sounds even kinda plausible but I still made it up.
