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- Nicknamed by Roze
- StueTheBard
- Youtube
- https://youtu.be/hhtdkJVsj7s
- I will write a song for you
- #SongForCoso
- Bandcamp
- https://stueytheround.bandcamp.com
Married
Turbo Dude.
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi
Founder of #caffeineclub
Singer-songwriter
Bard.
If you *only* post politics or twitter screenshots we won't be friends.
Joined Nov 2017
@JolieSaboteuse #ChuckNorris would knock out everyone in the room. With a look.
#ChuckNorris brushes his hair with an angry porcupine.
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#ChuckNorris's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL key. Chuck Norris is always in control.
@JolieSaboteuse #ChuckNorris uses coyotes as toilet roll.
@th3j35t3r Yeah and it bloody hurt, too!
When #ChuckNorris looks in a mirror, the mirror swoons.
When #ChuckNorris gives his girl diamonds, he made them himself out of coal. He's still pissed at Superman for stealing his idea.
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#ChuckNorris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
#ChuckNorris has already been to Mars. He walked.
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#ChuckNorris can speak braille.
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What do you call a stupid Pirate?
A Pillage Idiot.
Chuck Norris never wears a belt because his jeans know better than to fall down.
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@stueytheround @JolieSaboteuse @th3j35t3r Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as giraffes.
@JolieSaboteuse You're not too bad yourself ๐
When Chuck Norris ejaculates, evwryone with an uterus within a blast radius of 500 miles falls pregnant.
@JolieSaboteuse Hanging from an Apache gunship.
Which is also on fire. @th3j35t3r
@JolieSaboteuse With his teeth @th3j35t3r
@th3j35t3r Had to be done!
Stuey: Hugmaster ๐ซ
- Nicknamed by Roze
- StueTheBard
- Youtube
- https://youtu.be/hhtdkJVsj7s
- I will write a song for you
- #SongForCoso
- Bandcamp
- https://stueytheround.bandcamp.com
Married
Turbo Dude.
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi
Founder of #caffeineclub
Singer-songwriter
Bard.
If you *only* post politics or twitter screenshots we won't be friends.
Joined Nov 2017