#CaffeineClub
All rise and give tribute to @leejackson
Official Tester and Taster of the Strange New Blend
Great Warrior of the Bean
The Keurig Commandant
Next up...
π³οΈβπPRIDEπ³οΈβπ of #CaffeineClub
Relentless Gaylord of the Rocket Fueled Freedom Fighters
Wizard of the French Press
Ok #CaffeineClub it's time for 2021's belated #BirthdayHonours to be bestowed.
First up, I should like to troll someone with the titles
ELITE Extractor of the Espresso of life,
Bearer of the golden cup of wakefulness,
High priest of hot brown elixir.
Welcome to coffee ROYALTY:
@Groovyeli ππβ
Hey #CaffeineClub
With all the excitement of starting a new job, I just realised I forgot to do this year's round of #BirthdayHonours.
Bear with me while I invent some ridiculously silly, official-sounding titles to give away π€£β
I have a list of nauts to embarrass/flatter. Watch this _ _! π
An Americano and a fig roll is a perfect afternoon treat.
One More #CaffeineClub #NewYearHonours for a non #Cosonaut this time (because I can).
Allow me to introduce to you
The Diminutive Destroyer of Decaff
The Tiny Terror of the Teapot
Bearer of the chocolate topped Capuccino
The first love of #CaffeineClub
MY MUM!
The final #cosonaut
to be anointed in 2021's #CaffeineClub #NewYearHonours
will henceforth be known as:
Knight Unerring of the Holy Keurig.
Protector of the Golden Filter.
Bearer of the PSL of DOOM!
Please welcome to the Round Coffee Table:
KANTERSEN
@kpcc6s
Take a Bow!
It's that time again.
#CaffeineClub please welcome the latest addition to that small band of warriors in the 2021 #NewYearHonours list:
Ladies and gentlefinks, allow me to introduce The Lord of lounging; Bearer of the Holy Cookie of Dippability; Denizen of the Dark Roast Side:
@Armchaircouch !!!
Congratulations Kat!
Morning #CaffeineClub
Are you enjoying the #NewYearHonours so far.
To date, we have honoured
@phase
@catbuttsmakemenuts
and yesterday was
@Kitty62862
Who will it be today?
#WatchThisSpace
It's that time again, #CaffeineClub and today's recipient in the #NewYearHonours list is:
@Kitty62862
Who shall henceforth enjoy the title of:
Lady of the Lake of coffee; Carrier of the Great Glass Mug of wakefulness;
Congratulations. May you wear your titles honourably!
So #CaffeineClub it is time for the next in 2021's #NewYearHonours
It is with great delight that I name @catbuttsmakemenuts
Grand Dame of the Grande Latte: The FourShot of fabulousness; Bearer of the big paper cup!
Congratulations CBMMN, wear your accolades with pride!
Folks!
I haven't forgotten the #CaffeineClub #NewYearHonours list!
I am simply working on which titles to confer upon the nominees!
If you have any last minute nominees, please get them in asap using the hashtags #CaffeineClub and #NewYearHonours *together* to make them nice and easy for me to find!
Seeking suggestions for #NewYearHonours a #coso tradition, where as founder of #CaffeineClub I confer titles upon those whom it is deemed have done particular service to the promotion of all things caffeinated, whether that be tea, coffee, hot chocolate (yes it is), colas, cakes, puddings or any other caffeine related miscellany.
Please make nominations using #NewYearHonours, with your reason for the nomination.
Good Afternoon #CaffeineClub
Whenever Costa give me this cup, it feels like I should hold it aloft and do a victory dance! π€£β
#CaffeineClub is now a real place!
The big frame contains the beautiful #CosoLove #HugBox messages sent to me back in June by you, my wonderful #CosoFam.
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Married
Turbo Dude.
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Founder of #caffeineclub
Singer-songwriter
Bard.
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