Always pair your pasty with a nice rosé 🤣🤣

Got some 🔥🔥 pasty action going on in my mini oven 😋

Damnitt! Caught myself on the cheese grater!
No bleeding. Doesn't even hurt tbh but how RUDE! 🤣

#CosoMusic

Muse
Revolt
https://youtu.be/91fQTXrSRZE

Decided #CaffeineClub needs a bit of a spruce-up so new whisky themed bar towels and a black colour scheme.

Yes tiz.
Veggie chili.
Serving with some soft corn tortillas.

Eleanor wants vegetable chili for dinner tonight.
Well who am I to deny her? Is four different peppers sufficient? 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Cheese

Well now!
I see we have a birthday to celebrate!
Congratulations on another completed orbit @0x56 😁

Happy Sunday #CaffeineClub ☕

What an unusual euphemism 🤣

No reason

#RubbaDubSubToot

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Politics
Fuck off and take your nanny with you! #UKVote

Colin Stuart Parry
born 5th May 1945
dies 20th July 2020
Ministry of Defense Police Officer 1112
Served the community and the country for over 35 years.
Received the Lord Leiutenant's award for community service.
Risked his life for others countless times.

I am proud that my Father was a policeman.

Look into those kind eyes and tell him he should be ashamed!

and if that's something you can't do...

To those of you who are dealing with today's news with humour, however dark it may appear...

No! Really.
Covered!

I just put out water* for the False Widow spiders living in my porch.

I don't need help.
You need help! 🤪🤪

*Yes. Spiders *do* drink fresh water.

Stuey's Superthick™ Pancakes with green tea and lemon ice cream.
#FoodPorn

Hope you enjoyed that! 🤣