I have never knowingly encabulated in my life and I'm not about to start now, thank you very much!
@killingfloorman No kink shaming from me. 🤣
@stueytheround @killingfloorman
If a carrot is involved, does the carrot have to consent too? Asking for a friend.
@p3R1n01D always 👍. Preferably in writing
@killingfloorman @stueytheround
Good advice! 🤣
@p3R1n01D @stueytheround always better the carrot than the stick in these situations...I've heard 😳
@killingfloorman @stueytheround
I prefer the carrot too, but I know some people like the stick. To each their own. 🤷♂️
@p3R1n01D @killingfloorman I've heard it depends much on the girth of the carrot and the availability of WD40??
@stueytheround thought you 'weren't about to start now'. You been holding out on us Stuey? 🤔😂
@killingfloorman My refusal to encabulate is based upon many years of por**ahem** careful research. @p3R1n01D
@stueytheround @killingfloorman
If WD40 isn't available, vegetable oil or olive oil will work. But not extra-virgin, that's boring!
@p3R1n01D Boring is a different technique altogether.
@stueytheround @killingfloorman
True, that requires a special kind of twisting motion. Extra WD40 required.
@p3R1n01D i agree, but that's a dangerous sentiment to express in Trump's America 😪
@stueytheround wtf tomfoolery is happening on this thread 
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@stueytheround it's quite acceptable in the privacy of your own home with a consenting adult