Would you rather?
Would you rather have to wear a giant foam finger on one hand for the rest of your life, or randomly break into a tap dance every time someone says your name?
@TheNewsOwl Foam finger. It'd be more useful for general point making. I feel like tap dancing is very limited - if not entirely counterintuitive - when it comes to reinforcing an argument.
@Rocker Does it help knowing that UK "taps" = US "faucets" ???
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@Rocker Hence the old joke:
How did the tap dancer end up in hospital?
He fell into the basin.
@stueytheround π I'm with you, sorry you had to explain your joke, but thank you for the new idiom!
@stueytheround Am unfamiliar with that saying - what basin, how did you fall into it, and why do you specifically know this? π€¨ π
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