do women really wave around their pee sticks and put it all over the place when they're checking if they're pregnant?
i get it might tell you good news or bad. but you still peed on the damn thing. why you gotta wave that thing around outside the bathroom?
and why are men touching it?!??! it's a fucking pee stick. 🙄
tv is written to reflect some sort of reality. is this really the reality?!?!?!
@singlemaltgirl
Well...
it is pee and not plutonium...
@Xponent_Rob yeah, but you don't go waving around the toilet paper you wiped your piss on, do you?
and if you do, i don't wanna know.
@singlemaltgirl conversely, you don't flush a pregnancy test! 😜 @Xponent_Rob
@stueytheround who's doing that? i haven't seen that on tv. 😜 @Xponent_Rob
@singlemaltgirl Point was you *do* flush toilet paper, so nobody's waving it around 🤣🤣
@Xponent_Rob
@singlemaltgirl Some folk might want to, you know, show their partner!
@stueytheround and you can't leave it in the bathroom and show them there? 🤔
@singlemaltgirl @Xponent_Rob
"Darling, I'm pregnant!"
"Are you sure"
"Yes. Look!" *waves pee stick*
@stueytheround oh, i see. waving is the only way to show your partner that you're pregnant.
1. those are disgusting peeps. sorry if you're offended by that.
2. if i was the partner, you could just show me the stick by holding it out for me to see. no?
3. or simply tell me you were pregnant. did i need the proof? i'm sure the ultrasound or the few months later result would confirm things if i needed proof.
just sayin'...
@stueytheround @singlemaltgirl
I suspect I will get hammered if I talk about kissing after oral sex....
@Xponent_Rob well, where you having this sex and is there splooge all over the kitchen table, countertops or other places in the house where you invite friends and family?
don't answer that.
@Xponent_Rob Better use sanitiser before you go down just to be safe. Wouldn't want to get a bit of stray urine on your tongue.
I'm out of this conversation because it's bloody ridiculous at this point.
@stueytheround or you could just, wash?
i guess that would be too polite for your partner. better to be unhygienic, sloppy, dirty, whatever & expect peeps to have sex w. you.
but hey, that wasn't my question. i didn't go to the sex realm. my question stands. and i got my answers. surprising as fuck. but i got my answers.
@singlemaltgirl Even if you wash immediately before sex, your urethra is right next to your clit. The odds on whoever is licking, letting go a drop or two in the heat of the moment are pretty good. Now please quit the judgemental crap.
i could explain why many women are uncomfortable w/ oral sex on them. b/c they don't feel clean. they worry about accidents. much of what you're alluding to. i could also explain why most men don't give of fuck when they're getting oral sex & there's even a word for their level of uncleanliness on their penises.
but i didn't raise this issue.
feel free to block/mute me. i've never claimed not to be judgemental as fuck which was evident in my og question.
@singlemaltgirl Yeah. Take your attitude elsewhere. It's really unwelcome. I eat pussy and I don't expect some unattainable level of cleanliness when I do because I *do* understand the anxiety yet you implied upthread that I go unwashed and don't give a damn. You're a horrible person.
@singlemaltgirl @stueytheround
This is the kind of subject that is rarely discussed and where there are a variety of opinions to be encountered>
Having respect for diverse opinions is easy peasy for me and I have not found anything anyone has said to be offensive.
@stueytheround and you're supposed to toss your pee stick into the trash. not wave it around and keep it around the house. doh! @Xponent_Rob