They be telling us to shave our downstairs, then make underwear out of pubes

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@Jax_Wild_4_Life Sounds like a business opportunity.
Hand-woven Waterproof Merkins™

@stueytheround speaking of which, there's a guy on the bird app who claims in his bio to be a merkin model. I had no idea what that was until right now.

#TheMoreYouKnow

@Jax_Wild_4_Life
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They've been around longer than people think too. Like Tudor England at least.

@Jax_Wild_4_Life
Though what's really funny is now you know that, go back and listen to a G.W. Bush speech and listen to him say "I'm proud to be a merkin." 🤣🤣🤣