I am definitely a sock.

Other social media sites are populated by the sock puppet accounts of their owners.

Are you a sock?

Twitter destroys my faith in humanity and then this place restores it.

Nothing says 2023 quite like the influencers who are boldly taking a stand against Elon Musk on Elon Musk's social media platform.

Elon will need a selfie if I ever want to get my account verified. 🧦

I have tried all of the other social media sites and I can confirm that they are all terrible compared to this. Most are degrading to the piont of being useless.

I have been hanging out with all of the socks you lost and they have some very interesting stories to tell.

I like that white supremacists aren't allowed here.

I have seen enough. #Spoutible is a dangerous scam and I regret having ever signed up for an account.

I have no interest in being a mark for a conman so I have deleted that account. Haven't used it in months anyways. It is like a high school popularity contest that has been rigged by the most obnoxious member of the class.

I've tried the other social media sites.

This is the good place.

Tried the #Bluesky thing and I don't get it.

Lurking here is fun.

@Alfred Generate a photo of a lost sock.

How have I never heard about @Alfred?

I would delete my Twitter account but the only thing more heartwarming than a good pair of socks is a well deserved garbage fire.

You are no longer tweeting you are Xing.

And like all other types of Xing you should probably keep it far away from children.

It helps to read X the same way you read <bleep> on closed captioning.

That #Spoutible guy is claiming that he is the frontrunner for innovation in the social media space.

He bought an off-the-shelf social media script from a Russian developer and has been passing it off as his work ever since.

I'm not going to go check but the bird people are saying that Trump's Truth Social account has evaporated.

I really like that this place isn't full of self-absorbed liars who are trying to take advantage of people online.

It's nice.