I'm on Twitter. I'm on Post. I'm on Gab. I'm on Tribel. I'm on a dozen Mastodon instances. This place is the best because of the time I spend elsewhere.

It objectively doesn't get better than this. I'm out there so I know.

@Horrrflmlvr Is there anything else about how I use the internet that you would like to dictate to me?

Big accounts on Twitter are pleading for us to stay in an abusive relationship so that they can keep getting likes.

Twitter's advertisers are going to love a 4,000 character limit.

@th3j35t3r That's about the length of the average right winger manifesto.

All of the new Twitter alternatives are looking for ways to track and monetize everything about you.

All of them except this one.

@Bliss Not fiction. Fake facts.

I should just start making things up out of thin air.

It seems to be a highly lucrative endeavor.

Let us all gasp at the epic gotcha that is a social media site moderating its content. (Gasp.)

"Twitter Files 2.0"

(Elon Musk tweet from mid-November.)

This is my creepy sock face.

If you haveto declare that you're an "alpha" male then I am not sorry to say that you are most definitely not an alpha male but are instead an immature boy pretending to be a real man.

@LnzyHou It's helpful to compare this social media site to all of the others.

It is beating them all in every way and has been for the six months I have known about it. Twitter's problems are new and getting a whole lot worse.

I am not sure if anyone else has noticed but Twitter is functionally very broken right now.

BLOGWORTHY: When you buy multi-pack socks there is no difference between the left ones and the right ones.

Think I will write an exposé about how left socks are typically worn with right socks.

Really blow the lid on the whole thing. Get me a whole bunch of clicks and everything.

Everybody that ever got banned from this place did nothing wrong. They're completely innocent.

We are watching Twitter devolve into TruthSocial in real time.

@th3j35t3r That seems bad.