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I'm having trouble posting longer content at the moment, so this will be a brief story in several parts
"What about the first person to own it?" the squatter asked. "How'd they get it?"
"They fought for it," the landowner snapped.
"Perfect!" the squatter said. "We'll fight you for it!"
(based on a true story, I'm told)
Very strange that I couldn't get that all in one post. It was well under the character count!
A landowner approached some squatters, yelling, "This is my land!".
One of the squatters looked at him and said, "Oh? How'd you get it?"
"Why, I bought it!" the landowner said. "Just like the owner before me did."