THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Meet Jazz. 13/10 would never want her to stop giving puppy eyes.

Editors note: I'm calling my physician now because I need insulin to handle something this sweet.