Democrats: Elect a smart guy who is a bit sleazy. Learn from their mistake, and elect two amazingly presidents who are clearly devoted to their wives and without a whiff of scandal.
Republicans: Elect an idiot who’s manipulated by his cabinet & VP and plagued by scandal. Then elect an even bigger idiot who’s an outright criminal and tarnishes the office permanently. On their way to reflect this same guy who is even more mentally deficient than his first run.
Carter: fought for world peace, probably the most Christian president of the last 50 years. Devoted husband.
Clinton: Effective President but plagued by sex scandals.
Obama: Best President in the last 50 years. No scandal, devoted father and husband.
Biden: No scandal. Decent president. Devoted husband and grandfather.
Reagan: Actor who looked presidential, listened to psychics and pretended to be Christian. Wantonly disregarded the AIDS crisis.
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Bush I: Ok President, but not notable. Minor scandals, but nothing earth shattering. Managed the Iraq War I reasonably.
Bush II: Idiot. Started 2 wars including one to show up his daddy. Crashed the economy. Scandal plagued.
Trump: Worst president in the last 150 years. Idiot. Mentally impaired. Impeached twice. Violated every norm of the office. Etc etc etc