Democrats: Elect a smart guy who is a bit sleazy. Learn from their mistake, and elect two amazingly presidents who are clearly devoted to their wives and without a whiff of scandal.
Republicans: Elect an idiot who’s manipulated by his cabinet & VP and plagued by scandal. Then elect an even bigger idiot who’s an outright criminal and tarnishes the office permanently. On their way to reflect this same guy who is even more mentally deficient than his first run.