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“Sir, that’s a 6”
“Oh no it’s a 9”
“Everyone can see that it’s a 6”
“It’s definitely a 9”
“Sir, you are looking at it upside down”
“No I’m not. It’s a 9, I win”
@seanbonner @th3j35t3r
“Even if it was a nine, your hand still sucks, and you still lose.”
“No I don’t.”
“...”
“Security, throw this man out, he keeps saying I’m losing.”
“Uh... that’s because you are, dude. I’m gonna have to ask you to please leave the premises of your own volition... or we’ll just have to remove you. Either way, you’re ending up out on the street with no chips, but the first way doesn’t involve a broken nose and a worldstar video.”