Jesus Christ. Crying on my birthday because my mom just snapped at me for eating a late lunch because she was going to ask me to put dinner in the oven while she had to run out.. then come to find out I would be cooking my own birthday dinner that she didn't even ask me if I wanted. And now she's mad at ME. What the actual fuck is happening??
@sarcasmsign Cook yourself a birthday dinner she's not invited to?
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. I can't imagine what your mom is thinking. Is she always like that, or is this an unusual departure?
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@AskTheDevil She usually finds a way to make it about her. Her favorite game is telling me how whatever I'm doing at the particular moment is the wrong way to do it. She's one of those people. 🤷♀️
@sarcasmsign I have several statements I've regularly used to shut down that stuff in the moment.
"Well, you're not the one doing it, so go away"
"You can do it your way when it's your job"
"I didn't ask you for your advice"