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Funny story. We give out welcome packs to new puppy/dog owners at their first visit. Inside are a bunch of information pamphlets as well as stuff like a toothbrush, food measuring cup, food can lid, etc. Clients today brought us a urine sample. Guess what it was in? The food measuring cup. With the can lid on top. I was like uhhhhh why did we bring a urine today? "Oh, because we got the container with our last visit." Oh boy. Can't make this up.

The guy even said "I wondered why the lid didn't quite fit tightly." Then I said I'd get him some new ones. I brought him a different shaped scoop and a can lid. He says "This lid won't fit on here." Sir... It's not supposed to. I must have had to explain what it was for 5 times to him and his wife. When the realization hit, you could see the light bulb go on. Wow, dude. Wow. 🤣

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@whonat I know! I was like "Did he not see the logo and measurements on the measuring cup??" 🤣

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