Barely restraining myself from finishing the leftover burrito that I'm 99% sure was the cause of my food poisoning on Saturday.
I am not a smart man.
@rpardee throw it away now
It's funny cuz it's true? π
Doubtful.
@rpardee "You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't wanna live forever"
Keep us posted. π€ π³ π
@rpardee This was literally a Simpsons episode only it was a giant sandwich. π
Don't be Homer.
@danialexis DUFF GARDENS.... HURRAH!
"So good you won't even mind the food poisoning!"
is that a good slogan?