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via @thewordsionary on the bird site.

Did I just buy a laptop for a project, or use a project as an excuse to buy a laptop? 🤔

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Someone's about to have a bad day.

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This game does have some pretty cool views.

#SWJS

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via memewhore.tumblr.com

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I keep repeating this same pattern playing Star Wars Jedi Survivor: reach an impasse, spend an hour trying to make progress, give up and look up the solution online, discover that I need an ability or gear upgrade I don't get until later in the game.
You'd think I'd learn by now.

Dear person who just texted me that my USPS package is being held due to an incomplete address, and that I need to click the link you provided: I can't help but notice that, despite the fact that your email address is about 30 random characters long, the sequence "usps" mysteriously does not appear anywhere in it. 🧐

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I am now constantly getting Opendoor, Nextdoor, and Glassdoor mixed up.
Since I have nothing to do with any of them, I am just going to assume they're the same thing.

I was listening to a compilation of sci fi stories to help me sleep last night, and I discovered that one of those stories featured helpful sound effects, like loud klaxons. Yeah.

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My vines are starting to grow leaves again.

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