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Men in women's sports - there truly are no more dog whistles

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He is now promising cures for cancer and Alzheimer's - and says Biden promised a cure for cancer and then nothing happened

I missed when cancer cure was being promised

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I could stop wars with a telephone call

The mental illness is flaring

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We have someone in this room who paid the ultimate price - and he is running for Senate

Nevada, one of your candidates is a ghost or a poltergeist

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For fuck's sake, how long is he going to ramble?

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I hope none of you are doing a drinking game where you take a shot for every mention of a 'sir' story because that is a stiff alcohol poisoning you've got going

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Hungary mentioned - Lord have mercy. Orban praised for keeping migrants out.

As an immigrant from Hungary, I am sick to my soul right now

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Illegal immigrants are raping and murdering American girls and women

Women as symbols of the nation, sullied by foreigners, rape against national purity - this is straight up Nazism

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We're becoming a dumping ground for the rest of the world who is laughing at us

Well that is one take on "give me your tired your poor, huddled masses"

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The late great Hannibal Lecter would love to have you for dinner

Script has gone buh-bye

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One of the greatest charts!

But I will give him this: the line "last time I put up that chart, I didn't really get to look at it" is hilarious

However, greatest numbers in recorded history is a bit heavy-handed even for one such as this putative human

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ICE moves into packs of MS13. TFG got a lot of MS13 out of the country because he was able to make their countries take them back.

BRB my barf bag is full

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No tax on tips

This turd has the populist art of swaying and snowing those he exploits, down to fucking art

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The China virus

Ladies and gentlemen, Cheetofuck is back

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100 to 200 % tariffs on imported cars

I hope Subarus are made in the US

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He promises to divert investment away from green anything and ending the EV mandate

Holy Batman why am I still listening?

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The US has the biggest oil deposits in the world.

I can't fact check him on this with what I know but that sounds incorrect

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You never have these crowds at a convention

Wait what? Didn't they always have this many delegates?

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I will bring back the American dream.

His Savior complex is getting worse