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We need less street preachers and WAY more street tacos. ๐ŸŒฎ

I'm a mailman with the postal service. This will be me for the next few months.

So many people have left Twitter they should call it ex.

Wait....

Just bought these for the rest of autumn (although I'll wear them as often as I can) ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚

Me: I think my blood might be haunted.

Doctor: What?

Me: It's full of hemogoblins.

Incomplete knowledge is better than complete ignorance.

Remember on Sunday to turn your clocks back one hour.
Then remember on Tuesday NOT to set the country back 50 years.

My love for her was like a lit candle.

If I forgot about her, she'd burn my house down.

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse.

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Postal Poet

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