New shirt for work 😂 📬

I was emotionally and psychologically abused (unintentionally) by my grandmother for over 40 years. She refuses to acknowledge the fact.

My mother has spent maybe a total of 2 years in my whole life.

So no, I won't be celebrating Mother's Day or sending anyone a card.

Comfy. #catsofcoso #caturday

Great. Now one of my sphynx cats is radioactive. #catsofcoso

I'm at the age where my back goes out more often than I do.

You call it premature ejaculation. I call it biological time saving.

Here's looking at you.

I've finally figured it out.

NBC = Nothing But Crap
CBS = Cupcakes By Satan
ABC = Assholes Be Crazy
PBS = Partly Bitten Sausage

The entire lie of religion is so massive in scope that it's going to bring down the entire mouthwash industry. #atheism #atheist

Sometimes my days are like hamsters on viagra. Doing an awful lot with very little.

Go to church? No thank you. I'd rather French kiss an angle grinder. #atheism #atheist

Went to the Denver Art Walk this evening. I was not disappointed. #cosoart #denver #colorado

Continuing the trend of religion-themed fast food joints:

Dominus Pizza.

Hit the Floor, It's Dominus. #atheism #atheist

New idea for a fast food restaurant:

Christ the Burger King.

Have It Yahweh. #atheism #atheist

One time I took a Prozac and an Ex-lax at the same time. I was in the bathroom all day, but I was happy about it.

For the last time:

Abyss = For staring into
Void = For screaming into

Please stop screaming into the abyss. We are not insured for that.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

#Lovecraft #Cthulhu

We are living in a parable and doing the opposite of the lesson.

Another fine reason to leave religion. #atheism

Good.

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/catholic-priest-resigns-after-backlash