Postal Poet
Poet. Dreamer. Furry (I'm a polar bear!) Reader of books. Autistic. Atheist. Pansexual/Fraysexual. Polyamorous and ENM. 42 from Colorado. Twitter escapee.
Joined Apr 2024
The next time I fill out medical paperwork, under "emergency contact", I'm going to put "doctor". What's my mother going to do?
Ok, I started hearing Christmas music in stores and on the radio since early November. At 24 hours a day, with over a month left until Christmas, I calculate that will put me in a blinding, unstoppable, murderous rage by 2 pm on Thursday, December 5th.
I lay there, peacefully picking out shapes in the clouds...a poodle...an angel...a horseman...No, FOUR horsemen...Hey, THAT ONE looked like Jesus coming again in glory to judge the living and the dead! Then some idiot with a trumpet started shouting something about opening seals, and just harshed my mellow all to hell. #atheism #atheist
Beauty found, when unexpected
Puts the lie to mortal sight;
For in itself it's been perfected,
Wanting no reflected light.
—Anonymous
Hmm....number 14 on my bucket list is "kill anyone who keeps a bucket list." I am unsure how to proceed.
Remember, when getting jumped by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.
You are much closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire. Stop worshipping your oppressors.
The way politics are these days....it's like trying to flash a blind person.
Men don’t cry because they’re weak. They cry because they were strong for far too long.
-Takeo Masaki
@JPSCHWEIZER63 I haven't heard anything about that. I normally drink Pepsi Zero anyway, but this flavor of Coke is amazing
@JPSCHWEIZER63 even though it's zero sugar? Just don't chain drink it, that's all. And it's a limited time anyway.
If y'all haven't tried this....I HIGHLY recommend it. So. Fricking. DELICIOUS.
@AskTheDevil you don't have to at all. It was merely a suggestion that apparently riled you up. My apologies.
Nick Fuentes can clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with his TONGUE.
@GFerro1965 did you click on the link I posted?
Postal Poet
Poet. Dreamer. Furry (I'm a polar bear!) Reader of books. Autistic. Atheist. Pansexual/Fraysexual. Polyamorous and ENM. 42 from Colorado. Twitter escapee.
Joined Apr 2024